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Honky Tonk Queen with crown.

Presents . . .


A (hopefully) 59 minute diversion to choose the next Honky Tonk Queen.

Special appearances by . . .
Crystal Goodentight, Giggles, Muriel, Curly Cue, Cassandra St. Clair
and of course . . .
Virginia Ham!

Honky Tonk Queen good one! Honky Tonk Queen calling. Honky Tonk Queen singing.

The date of the Honky Tonk Queen Contest has been changed to Friday evening the 4th of July! (Yeah!)

There will be time to dance . . . view fireworks and then get to the contest which has now been rescheduled for 11:00 pm on Friday the 4th of July!

The proposed basic rules:

  1. Individual or duo contestants only. You may have a dresser (or fluffer) backstage, but no entourages or escorts will be permitted on stage.
  2. You do not need to prepare talent. Only 4 finalists will compete in that category and it will be provided for you.
  3. All contestants will have a brief opportunity to strut their stuff in the Grand Minsky's Burlesque Style. Please be tasteful....and Yummy...and IN THE THEME! Music will be provided, no need to bring your own.
  4. Five semi finalists will compete in 3 categories with one contestant being eliminated in each round.
  5. Don't understand the theme? Then rent "Gypsy" or "The Night They Raided Minsky's" (with Britt Ekland, Forrest Tucker, Elliot Gould and Bert Lahr) THEN bump and grind and squeeze your way into a Red, White & Blue 4th of July themed outfit that would make Gypsy Rose Lee Blush!

Good Luck!

Howard Richman AKA Lady Di-Amel
Honky Tonk Queen in leather